{"id":386,"date":"2013-10-19T15:19:36","date_gmt":"2013-10-19T20:19:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/?page_id=386"},"modified":"2018-04-25T11:58:28","modified_gmt":"2018-04-25T16:58:28","slug":"unnecessary-farce","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/?page_id=386","title":{"rendered":"Unnecessary Farce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Company<\/span>: McLeod Summer Playhouse<br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Role<\/span>: Agent Frank<br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Director<\/span>: Tim Fink<\/p>\n<p class=\"jetpack-slideshow-noscript robots-nocontent\">This slideshow requires JavaScript.<\/p><div id=\"gallery-386-1-slideshow\" class=\"jetpack-slideshow-window jetpack-slideshow jetpack-slideshow-black\" data-trans=\"fade\" data-autostart=\"1\" 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id='gallery-2-396'>\n\t\t\t\tThere&#8217;s a lot of underpants in this show\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/UF141a.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/UF141a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-2-395\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-2-395'>\n\t\t\t\tFrank freaks&#8230; again\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/UF061a.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" 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