{"id":6449,"date":"2018-05-10T19:01:41","date_gmt":"2018-05-11T00:01:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/?p=6449"},"modified":"2018-07-02T11:28:12","modified_gmt":"2018-07-02T16:28:12","slug":"five-robots-working-that-hustle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/?p=6449","title":{"rendered":"Five Robots Working That Hustle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-6489 size-full alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/5-Robots.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"820\" height=\"307\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/5-Robots.jpg 820w, http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/5-Robots-300x112.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/5-Robots-768x288.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 820px) 100vw, 820px\" \/>Five Robots Working That Hustle, a short comedy about American Neo-Puritanism, is set to premier with the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/192531201400454\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Saint Sebastian Players&#8217; Ten-Minute Play Festival<\/a>, coming this June!<\/p>\n<p>1625 W Diversey Parkway<br \/>\nJune 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 30 @ 7:30pm<br \/>\nJune 24 and July 1 @ 2:00pm<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Five Robots Working That Hustle, a short comedy about American Neo-Puritanism, is set to premier with the Saint Sebastian Players&#8217; Ten-Minute Play Festival, coming this June! 1625 W Diversey Parkway June 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 30 @ 7:30pm June &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/?p=6449\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-theater-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9u111-1G1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6449"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6524,"href":"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6449\/revisions\/6524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jaredmcdaris.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}