Author Archives: jaredmcdaris

Short Play 11 – He Opens a Window

This is not representative of any specific day I experienced. It’s a combination of a number of experiences. Please forgive the (again) phallocentric nature, but that’s the experience I had. He Opens a Window              Lights … Continue reading

Short Plays, Theater Stuff

Short Play 10 – Pentimento Machine

I think pentimentos are mentioned in The Da Vinci Code. I know they’re mentioned in Futurama’s parody of The Da Vinci Code, and they’re used with far superior poetry and purpose in Christopher Moore’s Sacre Bleu. This play’s a bit … Continue reading

Short Plays, Theater Stuff

Short Play 9 – Kill My Dreams

Here’s some more painfully obvious symbolism. The title is taken from one of Kate’s lines in Countess Bathory, another (longer) play I wrote. Kill My Dreams             Dim light rise on a CHILD sleeping in bed, CS. In the CHILD’S embrace … Continue reading

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Short Play 8 – We Don’t Need No Education

An irksome experience on tonight’s ride home on the El prompted me to post this one. We Don’t Need No Education             Lights up on STELLA, sitting on a couch at a party. “Brick In The … Continue reading

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Bound Beyond 2

Chapter the 2nd “Nothing like a good riot!” Officer Beacons hollered as he commenced the bludgeoning of his fifth carny of the evening. This particular carny, being of the younger persuasion, abandoned her protests rather early. Beacons stared down at … Continue reading

Bound Beyond, Stories

Bound Beyond 1

Chapter The 1st The short, nebbishy, middle-aged man held forth his hands, which contained three stoppered vials. Each vial contained a bright pink, iridescent fluid. “Take one, please” he asked, “but do not open it.” Each of the young men … Continue reading

Bound Beyond, Stories

Short Play 7 – Pennies from Heaven

This’n’s a personal favorite. Pennies From Heaven             An enormous crash is heard. Lights up on a street at late morning. Traffic noises abounds, and car horns doubly so. At CS is a huge table: its DSL-most leg has been … Continue reading

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Short Play 6 – Leonardo Dreams of His Flying Machine

Obviously inspired by the song of the same name. This one needs a lot of work for… whatever it is… but I like the Renaissance and Leonardo and whatnot. Leonardo Dreams of His Flying Machine* The title of this play, … Continue reading

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Short Play 5 – Nevertheless

This script definitely needs work, but something interesting came out of something pretty uninspired. Diogenes was a tacked on character, based on a video game, but somehow became the focal point of the play. If nothing else, Diogenes’ dilemma is … Continue reading

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Twelfth Night on Twelfth Night!

Unrehearsed Shakespeare is launching its third full season with our third Twelfth Night on Twelfth Night. Mrs. Murphy & Sons Irish Bistro January 5th (Twelfth Night) @ 7:30 January 12th (The twelfth night of January) @ 7:30 We’re kicking off … Continue reading

Theater Stuff, Unrehearsed Shakespeare